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Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
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4 REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN
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A prime candidate for natural de-selection.
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A rose by any other name still has thorns.
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All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo.
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Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...
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Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today
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Are you typing with your forehead, again?
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As you go through life you are going to have many opportunities to keep your mouth shut. Take advantage of all of them.
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Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing
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But da roses r wilting, da violets r dead, da sugar bowl's empty and so is ur head!
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but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words
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Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
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Cigarette, A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.
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Do I look like a damn people person?
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Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own
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Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
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Folk clap when they see you...but they clap their hands over their eyes.
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For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
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Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.
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Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view.
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Gravity doesn't exist. Earth sucks.
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Haven't I seen your face before - on a police poster?
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He campaigned to have the only Bar in his town closed. When it did, he moved away.
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He dips Sparrows in Peroxide and sells them as Canaries.
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He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe
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He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words
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He fashions himself as an Insult Samurai. Insult Kamikaze is more apt.
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He folds his newspaper on the bus so that the guy sitting across from him has to read the news upside down.
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He has no equal. Everyone else is better.
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He who laughs last has no sense of humor.
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He would throw a drowning man both ends of the rope just to see the look on his face.
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He'll take off his jacket and put it on the seat next to him on the train, just to stop a pregnant lady from sitting down.
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He's running around like a chicken with its head cut off.
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He's so full of shit, his eyes are brown.
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hey don't force it ugly!!!
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Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty..so the world needs YOU after all!
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| Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?
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His idea of a practical joke is to go into the Home for the Blind and flatten out all the Braille.
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I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works
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I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?
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I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.
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I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.
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I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at Cucumber college.
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I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'
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I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I'd rather look at the moon again..
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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
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I think the sun shines out of your arse.
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I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.
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If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO!
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