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If you can laugh at yourself, you've got a really sick sense of humor.
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If you put your face by a door, no one would ever come in
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If your face had "Welcome" written on it, it would make a perfect doormat
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In fact in your case they're nothing
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Is that a comeback? For fuck's sake, I wipe my ass with sharper stuff than this.
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Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!
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it would make a perfect doormat
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I've seen more life in a down and out's vest.
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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
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Let's be honest with each other . . . we've both come here for the same reasons.
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Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?
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Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.
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Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to.
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May the horses break their harnesses trying to pull my dick out of your mother!
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maybe you are
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Mother Nature is a supreme bitch.
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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you really messed up my life...
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Never deprive someone of hope - it may be all they have.
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Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.
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Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.
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no one would ever come in
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one to get in and another to get out.
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Peanut prizes inspire monkey contestants.
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People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
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People like him don't just grow on trees - they swing from them
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Roses r red, violets r blue,
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Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?
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Sugar is sweet, and so are u.
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Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
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Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?
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Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...
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Teenagers are people who express a burning desire to be different by dressing exactly alike.
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Them: Here's 10p - go and tell your mum you're not coming home
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There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
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There you go again, flushing the sweet milk of human kindness through the U-bend of cynicism.
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This describes everything you are not...
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This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting
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| This sms can only be read by someone SEXY
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u can giv away ur dogs children
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We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful.
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Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
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Well, you're living proof that even a turd can be polished.
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we've both come here for the same reasons.
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When he dies, they'll bury him face down, so that he can see where he's going.
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when you practice diving why don't you make sure the pool has water in next time.
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Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?!
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Why don't you freeze your teeth and give your tongue a sleigh ride?
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why don't you get your dog something different to chew on ?
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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.
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Yes, you're right. Let's go and pull some girls.
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