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You are proof that God has a sense of humor.
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You couldn't warn to him even if you were both cremated together.
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You get plenty of exercise jumping to conclusions, pushing you luck, beating around the bush, and dodging the issue.
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You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately she too hates it!
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You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.
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You started at the bottom...and it's been downhill ever since!
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 You: Here's a pound - go and buy yourself some breath freshener
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You: Neither do I but in your case I'll make an exception
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Your face doesn't look like a doorstep, it looks like the door just kept going
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Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don't you make sure the pool has water in next time.
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Your face is such a mess, why don't you get your dog something different to chew on ?
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Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails
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Your face is such a mess, you should stop reading before slamming the book shut
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Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop
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Your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo
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You're about as challenging as stealing candy from a bi-polar baby in a bell-jar.
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 You're about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder
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You're about as subtle as a gynecologist wearing a gas mask and a hair net.
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You're red shirt goes well with your eyes...
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You're so weak, you couldn't knock a sick whore off a shit pot.
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You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.
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