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My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante
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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. - Henry Youngman
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The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes...
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The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him - Oscar Wilde
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The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake - Unknown.
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The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - S. T. Coleridge
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 The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. - Henry Youngman
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The trouble with some woman is that they get all excited about nothing, and then marry him - Cher
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There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!
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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - James Holt McGavran
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There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again. - Clint Eastwood
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They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. - Clint Eastwood
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To my wife...my bride...my joy
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To our wives and lovers...may they never meet!
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To the 2 secrets of a long lasting and happy marriage
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To the Bride and Groom - live life to the fullest and remember, this is the first day of the rest of your life...
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 To the Bride and Groom - may the roof above you never fall in and may you both never fall out
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To the bride and groom - may we all be invited to your golden wedding celebrations...
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To the NewlyWeds: May 'for better or worse' be far better than worse.
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When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry
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You know, the trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to actually prove it.
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