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Reality is an illusion that is born out of shortage of alcohol.
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Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.
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Secrets, they only last long enough to break you down
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Smilin is infexous u catch it lik d flu.wen sum1 smild at me 2day i startd smilin 2.now im infectd iv sent it thru dis txt.so now ur smiling who wil it go2 next?
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Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.
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Stress is when you wake up and realises that you haven't slept yet.
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 Teachers help you with problems that you would not have if they were not there.
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That is how a triatlon has been invented : go swimming on foot and coming home by bike.
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The fact that there are 'intelligent' extraterrestrian creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet.
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The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist
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THE NHS REGRETS TO INFORM U THAT UR BIRTH WAS AN ACCIDENT.PLEASE REPORT TO UR NEAREST HOSPITAL TO BE PUT DOWN.WE APOLOGISE 4 ANY INCONVINIENCE
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The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=Evrything alright? L=Like 2 hear from you! L=Love 2 see you soon O=Obviously I miss you..SO, HELLO
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Theres an urgent meeting in the jungle! Everyones there.. lions, tigers, cheetas and ape, but the meetin cant start because the monkey is reading this text
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Umm...your .... ZIP is open...
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Wanna get stoned? Drink wet cement!
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We do have to go to school ... Have to is force ... Forcing is slavery .... Slavery is forbidden ... SO ... we do not have to go to school!
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 What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.
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When my father broke in to my mother I had to sit there for months!
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why do i text u? its my choice its my way of sayin dat i remembr u. why do i remembr u? il neva know its not my choice its my hearts.
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Women are like hurricanes! When they come they are wet and heavy. When they leave they take your home and your car ! !
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You need 60 muscles to be angry and 20 to smile why would you make things difficult?
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