When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get ?
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Where are the first 6 up's ?
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Who invented milking cows and what did he think when he started doing it ?
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Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time..... Because the box says : 3 till 5 years.
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Why are men like a toothbrush? .... They are useless without handle.
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Why are men like snails? ..... They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.
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Why are men like sperm cells? ...... Only one out of a million is useful.
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why are there life jackets in airplanes and no parachutes ?
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Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!
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Why are you behind a computer, while in fact you are sitting in front of the screen ?
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Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time? .... Because he would be a woman then.
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Why can you buy sigarettes in a gaz station where it is forbidden to smoke ?
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Why did God create the man first and only afterwards the woman? .... To give him the chance to enjoy heaven on earth for just a few moments.
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Why did God create the man first and only then the woman? ...... Everyone makes a draft first!!!
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Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!
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Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?
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why do have men bandy legs? ......... all unimportant matters are between brackets
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Why do have so many men a beer gut? ..... Than at least an unemployed dwarf has a roof over his head.
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Why do men exist ? Because dildos cannot mow the lawn.
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Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ..... When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke
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Why do we call apartements apartements when they are all connected to one another ?
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Why do women have legs ? ...... Otherwise there will be traces of mucus on the kitchen floor.
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Why do women not have a penis ? ......... That comes together with the brains.
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Why do you always find one shoelon the streets ?
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Why does a kamikaze wear a helmet ?
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Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ... When she feels something wet she turn on her back.
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Why does an answering machine never gives an answer when I ask something ?
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Why does beer contain female hormones ? ... When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.
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Why does one do some peanut butter on his condom? ...... That makes him big and strong.
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Why is a false eye made of glass?.....To look through.
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Why the trolleys were invented ? ........ To learn women to walk on their hind legs.
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