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Sex has no calories.
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A good neighbour is better dan an inflatable doll !
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A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*? She says: What's that? .....He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you dissappear.....
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A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play magic? She asks: What do you mean? He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you disappear!
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A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
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A man in the house is worth two in the street.
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A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.
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A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum, A kiss ain't a kiss, without some tounge. So open up your mouth, and close your eyes, and give your tounge Some exercise!
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A peach is a peach,a plum is a plum,A kiss ain't a kiss without some tongue.So open up your mouth and close you eyes and give your tongue some exercises!!
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A woman is like a pair of rubber boots. When they are dry, you cannot enter them, when they are wet, they smell and when you walk on the street with them, people laugh at you.
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A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
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Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
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American students say:.....people who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their right hand
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Are mice giving you trouble? No? Than you must have a good pussy!
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Are these your eyes? I found them between my brests!
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Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
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BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelieveble sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasm again!
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Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
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By opening this message you activated the dildo of your girlfriend. She thanks you moaning...You have now become unnecessary.
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CONFICIUS SAY: BOY WHO GO TO SLEEP WITH STIFF PROBLEM WAKE UP WITH SOLUTION IN HAND.
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Do it only with the best.
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Do you know the highest level you can reach during sex? ................................. no?...................................... Bungler !
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Do you know why a waterbed needs to be filled with seawater?...For the mussels need to be able to open.
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Do you know why smurfs always laugh? Because the grass always tickles their little balls!
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Do you want to have sex with me? For $50! Please please please....I really need the money!
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Don't be silly, put a condom on your willy.
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Don't do it if you can't keep it up.
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Erotic = caress the vagina with a beautiful white whisp
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Eva stood in the river washing her cunt when God comes running to her and shouts: EVA EVA STOP, I WON'T GET THE SMELL OF THE FISH.
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Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.
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Fuck is good. Fuck is funny. Lots of people. Fuck for money. If you think that. Fuck is funny. Fuck yourself and save your money!
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God created the world in SIX days But it took him centuries... to come up with someone...as "HOT" ... as "SEXY" ... as "Fuckable" ... *..As "YOU!" .. *
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Hi, I am an alien and I've just transformed in your phone and right now I'm having sex with your finger. I know you like it because you're smiling now!!
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Hi, I am an alien and I've just transformed into your phone and right now I'm having sex with your finger. I know you like it, because you're smiling now!!
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How does a vagina look before sex? Like a lovely pink rose! And after sex? Ever seen a Bulldog eating Mayonaise?
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How does a vagina look before sex? Like a lovely pink rose! And after sex? Ever seen a Bulldog eating Mayonaise??
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Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore, Humpty Dumpty blew on the floor. All the kings horses & all the kings men, laid the slut down & fucked her again!
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| I do not have the muscles of Stallone, I am not as handsome as Brad Pitt, I am not as strong as Schwarzenegger, but I can lick as good as Lassie!!!
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I like your style. I like your class, but most of all i like your ass.
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I love you in blue. I love you in red but most of all. I love you in bed.
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I think I have BSE on my penis ...... all women who experienced it go crazy !
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I want you right, right now, why don't you come on over and let's do now!
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I want you to ride me like a pony! Hiyaaaaaa…
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If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.
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If you cry, I cry...if you laugh, I laugh...if you are happy, I am too...if you are sad, I am too...and if you are horny, call me.
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If you don't like oral sex than keep your mouth shut!!
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If you don't like oral sex than keep your mouth shut!!
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If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
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If you want a little brother,
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I'm a bit shy...I'd like to have sex with you, you do not have to say yes, just smile to me!
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