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It is always the wrong time of month.
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It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
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It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
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It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.
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Just to let you know that I went to heaven and back...
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kill your dad and fuck your mother.
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Kiss me and you will see stars; Love me and I will give them to you.
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Leave the plastic cover on the floppy when inserting in drive.
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Love comes in spurts.
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Love is a hole in the heart.
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Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
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Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!
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Love is a thing, sex is also a thing.
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Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
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Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
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Love your neighbour, but don't get caught.
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Masturbation, don't knock it, it's sex with someone I love...
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Masturbation, don't knock it, it's sex with someone I love...
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Mean people suck, Nice people swallow! !
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Message from you provider: Your dildo is disturbing our network. Turn it off or continue manually. Thanks for your cooperation.
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mmmm ......................That's how we sex on text.
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Neuk een wijf in dr kont, stamp die anus tot ze komt.S mijt je benen in de lucht, laat je pijpen in een vlucht. Krab de shit van je paal, anaal neuken is geniaal!
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Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested.
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Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops.
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Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
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Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.
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Never say no.
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Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
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Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.
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No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
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No sex with anyone in the same office.
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Nothing improves with age.
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One good turn gets most of the blankets.
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Perverted = do the same thing with a whole chicken.
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Pornography tells lies about women, but the truth about men.
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Press down......down more......ok......more......yes..... .ahh.......yes......almost there......yeah......oh shit...... harder......so good! Yeah, that's textual intercourse!
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| Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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Roses are red ... Pickles are green ... I love your legs and whats in between
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Roses are red, Pickles are green. I love your legs and whats in between.
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Screw calmly and without worries, if you do not come today, it may happen tomorrow !
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Searching(sex)...... Done... Iedereen is op dit moment met SEX bezig. ...Wait a sec plz... Maar er is een zot zonder sex dit klotebericht aan het lezen!
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Searching(sex)......Done...Everybody is having sex at this very moment....Wait a sec...There is only one sucker reading this message!
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Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
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Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
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Sex is a sensation caused by temptation,when a man puts his location in a woman's destination,do U understand the explination or would U like a demonstration
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Sex is a sensation. It's about a man's temptation, putting his location in a woman's destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration?
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Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
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Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
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