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Sex is good for your stomach muscles and much more fun than fitness
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Sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style or 69, just for fun or getting paid everyone loves getting laid.u'll get laid.
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Sex is good,sex is funny, all the people fuck for money! If you think love is funny, fuck yourself and safe the money!
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Sex is good,sex is funny, all the people fuck for money!If you think love is funny, fuck yourself and safe the money!!!
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Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
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Sex is like Math, Add the Bed, Subtract the Clothes, Divide the Legs and Multiply!
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Sex is like Nike, just do it.
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Sex is like Nike, just do it.
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sex is like nokia (connecting people) like nike (just do it) like pepsi (ask for more) and like samsung (everybody is invited)
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Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people) like NIKE (just do it) like PEPSI (ask for more) like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..
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Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its Still pretty good
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Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
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Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.
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SEX is the game, Love is a name, Forget the name ...... Lets PLAY the game.
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Sex is the game, Love is a name, Forget the name ...... Lets PLAY the game.
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Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
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Sex, drugs & rock n roll, speed weed & birth control, life's a bitch, then u die, so fuck the world & lets get high!
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Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
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Sorry, the fuckmachine is out of order, so fuck yourself and save a quarter.
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Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.
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Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!
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The 3 miracles of a woman: produce milk without eating grass, 4 days of bleeding without dieing, letting a man come without yelling.
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The best anti-virus program for a computer is SAFE-SEX.
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The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
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The boy puts his information in her communication and together they make population!
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The difference between erotic and perverted:
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The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed.Today I'll know better,so I'll write it in my letter.In my bed I've seen so many faces,so I'll fuck you at different places
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The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.
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The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
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The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
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The world does not revolve on an axis.
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The younger the better.
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There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
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There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
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There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Safe-Sex, Group-Sex, Leather-Sex, Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people with your face: "No-Sex"!
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There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.
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This program will automatically enlarge your penis. Now starting...beep 6 5 4 3.....beep 2 1....Sorry no penis found!
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| This won't hurt, I promise.
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Thou shalt not commit adultery.....unless in the mood.
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Virginity can be cured.
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What did Eva shout when she wanted to have SEX ?? ............. ADAM WHERE ARE YOU !!
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What does position 68 mean........You are doing me and I owe you one!!
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What is de maximum speed during sex? .... 68, because at 69 you go overturn!
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What is the difference between a man and a dildo?......... A man is a REAL PRICK!!!!
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What is the resemblance between a windscreen wiper and a woman? ... When they are wet, they do not squeak any more!
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What is the resemblance between a woman and a condom?................ They both fit around your dick and are present in your wallet
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What is the smallest airplane in the world,a cunt... Only one man fits in it, he needs to stand, his luggage stays outside and he still gets off ...
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What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
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What you never want to hear while having good sex?? ............. "Honey, I am home!"
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When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
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