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When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose.
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When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
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 Why does a woman have two pair of lips?................... One is for fighting and one is to make up.
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Women are like little children, they put everything they see in their mouth.
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 You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.
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you do not have to be good to be the best as long as you are better than all the rest!!
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